stalker status.

i have a stalker. he seems nice.

stalker encounter #1:
our first encounter took place the other morning when i was leaving for work. he was standing in between mine and jenna's cars creepily smiling and was wearing some kind of jogging suit (mind your he's probably in his mid-30s). he asked me if i went to chapman and i said that i had graduated and he continued with some random small talk. the conversation finally ended and we went both went our separate ways.

stalker encounter #2:
today as i was getting ready to leave for work when jenna came running into my house to alert me that my stalker was back, this time with flowers and a hand written note. by the time i made it outside he was gone, crepper. jenna later spotted him and informed me of his whereabouts...he was sitting on the curb by my car, this time wearing jeans and a nice sweater. i told my roommate about this guy and he immediately turned into mr. protective and insisted that he walk me to my car (precious). as i approached my car my stalker stood up and became all frazzled. he was standing there with his note and his flowers but he said nothing. he saw me off and smiled and nodded.

so i have a stalker that brings me flowers and hand written letters but can't bring himself to actually give them to me. as i think about it i'd really rather not get flowers from a stalker.